It’s 12/12/12

Today is  the day to go get 3 cases of Doritos and eat them all, to read the 12 zodiac sign’s horoscopes for the last three months, to cross 12 things off 3 different bucket lists, watch all 12 seasons of Murder She Wrote 3 times in fast forward while you listen to all 12 of Michael Jackson’s solo albums three times (if you include the “This is it,” soundtrack).This is the day that makes up for all of you that broke mirrors, umbrellas inside, or walked under ladders, you need the luck!
 
Hey, Eat three cartons of eggs.
 
Whatever you do, just do it in 3 sets of 12’s.
 
And make a wish at 12:12 A.M and P.M.